I’m sure they just tell themselves that Allah was
displeased with him for some lame, weak excuse.
Or that the “Evil Empire” got lucky and it’s up to
them to exact punishment.
I just KNEW some old brain fart was going to say that!
And to cowardly order an underling to take the guilt? Jeesh…
Clearly it’s going to take wiping out ALL the old leadership
before anyone on their side is going to get the message.
“YOU are NOT godly, You are NOT speaking for your god,
and you WILL pay the price for your greed and ridiculous
‘faith'”.
“So the Angel descended speaking the words of warning
and compassion, and the leaders of the people refused to
listen to the words of God, His vengeance will be swift and
painful to those who do not listen. Fire and death will rain
on those that refuse to heed the words.”
A woman is grocery shopping for Thanksgiving. She is standing at a
display of frozen turkeys when a store worker walks by.
“Do these get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am, they’re dead.” Bah dump bump ching! (I’m here all week, folks.)
He may be evil,
but he's not stupid.
Panel 8 reminds me of Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark
“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”
(Sallah) “Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.”
Heh, I had the same thought.
Dudes! She’s floating in midair, with angel wings!! Are you so
blinded that you’re not even paying attention to how “impossible”
that is.
De-nial isn’t just a river in Egypt…
“Bah. Allah will protect the righteous.”
Um, did you happen to pay attention to what
happened to your Grand Pufti?
I’m sure they just tell themselves that Allah was
displeased with him for some lame, weak excuse.
Or that the “Evil Empire” got lucky and it’s up to
them to exact punishment.
Every time I read that man’s name the
only thing that pops in my head is
NOSE!
I just KNEW some old brain fart was going to say that!
And to cowardly order an underling to take the guilt? Jeesh…
Clearly it’s going to take wiping out ALL the old leadership
before anyone on their side is going to get the message.
“YOU are NOT godly, You are NOT speaking for your god,
and you WILL pay the price for your greed and ridiculous
‘faith'”.
“So the Angel descended speaking the words of warning
and compassion, and the leaders of the people refused to
listen to the words of God, His vengeance will be swift and
painful to those who do not listen. Fire and death will rain
on those that refuse to heed the words.”
A woman is grocery shopping for Thanksgiving. She is standing at a
display of frozen turkeys when a store worker walks by.
“Do these get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am, they’re dead.” Bah dump bump ching!
(I’m here all week, folks.)
That’s when you bring out a live 35 lbs male
butterball that is NOT happy with her…
Just hold your belly, it’s going to get sore
from laughter!
We used to call that “Being Voluntold for an Assignment.”
That was SOP for yuppies in the 90’s. Seen it many times.
Do something shady, then assign it to a lesser yuppie
you dislike. (bites tongue hard)
Sometimes I think I get my story ideas through some mental connection with
the future. A connection of which I’m unaware:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/11/18/jews-gay-people-hide-identity-arab-areas-germany/
Careful, the Simpsons writing staff might want to hire you…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAyU0gwd60s