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TGW-1294

Chapter: Stolen Valor
Characters: alex, cissy, Dagger, duncan, kimmy, Larissa, miller, Pentia Karen, sgt birov, smits, tamara, Teresa
Location: Angels Bar, bunker
└ Tags: "Shit-you jumped in it.", helping not helping

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  1. Scarsdale
    August 28, 2024, 20:11 | # | Reply

    Pretty much what I expected, big-n-dumb would get
    aggro, the guy’s would step in and one of them would
    show ID. I suspect he’s going to either try to run, or
    start begging and come clean. I still think the Legion
    would either make a man of him, or at least soak up
    some bullets for the rest….

    True, Mala would want to win on her own, I don’t
    blame her. Fighting clueless addicts or lame muggers
    was boring, no real challenge. hardly took any
    effort. Which is why I started to mess with their
    minds 😉 I had one addict convinced I had ripped out
    his heart and ate his soul!

  2. Sam
    August 28, 2024, 20:28 | # | Reply

    Panel 8 – Does Sgt. Birov know about Teresa’s ability? That look
    on his face appears to be one of confusion.

    • Petercat
      August 28, 2024, 21:44 | # | Reply

      Remember, he’s a former GRU instructor,
      and now Imperial Marine training commandant.
      He knows about her ability, he just doesn’t understand the concept.
      Not giving one of your soldiers every possible advantage?
      What foreign thought is this?

  3. Sam
    August 28, 2024, 20:34 | # | Reply

    Smits is getting ready to grapple. Panel 4 – I love the “Oh Shit!” look
    on her face. And the slightly crossed eyes from focusing up close. Great
    attention to detail, PC.

    • Scarsdale
      August 28, 2024, 22:25 | # | Reply

      Duncan is looking at Smits, he’s just readying for the idiots,
      swing/grab. Duncan… Now I have an image of the boys
      dipping him head-first into an open septic tank… That ain’t
      no donut guys! Just drop him, jeesh…

      • Scarsdale
        August 28, 2024, 22:42 | # | Reply

        NOT INTO THE TANK!

    • Scarsdale
      August 28, 2024, 22:29 | # | Reply

      Here’s a thought, do the dip, then prop him up in
      front of a fire hydrant, open it up, and count the
      times he rolls… At least he’d wake up clean!
      And no one would have to smell him.

  4. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
    August 29, 2024, 00:30 | # | Reply

    Thankfully Cissy doesn’t have to show any Navy ID,
    as I doubt she has any. But the ImpSec has all the
    official ID needed to cover the situation.
    Well bluffed, Cissy, well bluffed.
    Debrief the two girls, make sure they haven’t heard
    “anything official TS”.
    Throw Mr Muscle Bound into solitary for 30 days,
    then decide what to do with him depending on his
    behavior in the hole.

    • Bill Mullins
      August 29, 2024, 06:47 | # | Reply

      On what grounds would they get Stupid Muscle Guy (SMG) incarcerated?
      It’s already been established that the guy isn’t actually currently serving.
      Cissy’s “Operation Cattail Swamp” is as bogus as SMG’s service. Unless
      the Empire has a law prohibiting impersonating a service member or
      veteran, the man has committed no crime. I figure that face with the
      threat of going to jail SMG will fess up that he was never an Imperial
      Marine and has never even been off world, much less fought on other
      planets. The public humiliation will be enough punishment and the
      damage to his reputation should limit his love life to working girls.

      • Petercat
        August 29, 2024, 07:07 | # | Reply

        The Cat sayeth nothing.

      • rob stanley
        August 29, 2024, 20:18 | # | Reply

        “no crime” .. you said it yourself..
        “IMPERSONATING a Imperial service member.”

  5. Dastardly Dan
    August 29, 2024, 06:41 | # | Reply

    Slow down, Gentlemen.
    I understand the ire at stolen valor, but unless there is a law
    covering just that, he has committed no crime.
    He needs a good thrashing, but arrest and imprisonment is not an
    option here. A better, and more appropriate option would be
    complete humiliation in front of the two girls.

    • Bill Mullins
      August 29, 2024, 06:48 | # | Reply

      My thoughts exactly. See my response above.

    • Scarsdale
      August 29, 2024, 15:12 | # | Reply

      Imp-marines have to work VERY hard to become one,
      it’s an honor just to be picked for the service, much
      less graduate. To have some over-muscled moron to
      just claim to be one is enough to get any man boiling,
      much less use it just to get laid. I think if noting else,
      this idiot needs to THINK it’s illegal so he doesn’t try
      this again! I’m still voting for him to be tricked into
      the Legion… This SMG clearly doesn’t have the stones
      for the Marines.

    • rob stanley
      August 29, 2024, 20:13 | # | Reply

      Stolen Valor act of 2005 / 2013.
      basically states,. yes it IS against the law.
      AND since it is ‘federal’ you can go to prison.!
      little clause,, (ANY thing tangible.) like
      .. Free Drinks .. is fraud…

      • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
        August 29, 2024, 20:56 | # | Reply

        But this is the Empire.
        Do they have anything similar?

        • Scarsdale
          August 29, 2024, 22:18 | # | Reply

          I do believe that could fall under the
          “impersonating an officer” law, whether
          it’s military or civil. I don’t doubt that’s
          come up once or twice. Even if the
          so-called operation is fake, his
          willingness to tell anyone is a red flag
          in itself. Even if he doesn’t face charges,
          he could and should.

  6. Petercat
    August 29, 2024, 07:05 | # | Reply

    Anyone know of a cheap auto insurance company?
    I have minimum coverage liability only on two cars,
    I’m the only driver, put less than 200 miles a month on one,
    zero on the other, (I keep it insured so I can keep tags
    on it in case of an emergency) and I just got my renewal notice.
    My insurance will cost me five times as much as I spend on gasoline.
    This is ridiculous.
    It’s jumped over 50% more than it cost me six months ago.
    And if the Democrats get their way, it will go even higher.
    There is only one source of income that those so-called
    “Greedy Corporations” can tap to pay their taxes, and that’s us.

    • robnot
      August 29, 2024, 09:32 | # | Reply

      look around.. here it’s nation wide. but through USAA,
      at 55+ and less than 50 miles a day. (2 cars & bike)
      it’s $88 a month…

      • Petercat
        August 29, 2024, 10:57 | # | Reply

        Mine is $104 a month for two cars.
        USAA doesn’t write motorcycles, so if I transfer my cars there,
        my motorcycle rate would go up.
        I had USAA for over thirty years, but had so many problems
        that I dropped everything. Insurance, bank, etc.

      • Petercat
        August 29, 2024, 11:03 | # | Reply

        Two cars and a bike? Hmmm… Do you have a link?
        I can’t find one.
        Never mind, found the link. They want me to call them.
        I don’t have a phone. Oh, well.

        • Jochi
          August 29, 2024, 11:56 | # | Reply

          No website, hopefully with a chat?

          • Petercat
            August 29, 2024, 12:04 | # | Reply

            Their chat is limited to specific topics, and none of them apply.

    • Scarsdale
      August 29, 2024, 14:56 | # | Reply

      DON”T go to the General for the cars or bike, I was with them a
      while back and when I sold my car to buy my truck they insisted
      that I produce a receipt for the sale! Refused to cancel the car
      OR let me transfer the policy. My son had to carry me on his
      insurance. I’m STILL getting mail from them!

    • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
      August 29, 2024, 20:54 | # | Reply

      Try “auto-owners dot com” (gotta put in the hyphen),
      talk to them. I pay as much per year through them,
      as I used to pay every six months to everyone else.

  7. Jochi
    August 29, 2024, 12:01 | # | Reply

    Hmm. “Act” and not “Imperial Secrets Executive Order” implies a
    legislature to me. The Empire has lawmakers at the Imperial level,
    not just the Empress/Emperor’s fiat? If so, are they allowed to form
    political parties? (I think G Washington had the right attitude here.)

    • Petercat
      August 29, 2024, 12:13 | # | Reply

      The equivalent to our Senate is the Council of Kings.
      For the House, it is the Imperial Congress.
      Of course, Teresa has absolute veto powers.
      And no parties, candidates must run on their own merits.
      And there is only form of finance that is legal:
      http://thegentlewolf.net/comic/tgw-827/

    • Scarsdale
      August 29, 2024, 15:00 | # | Reply

      I wouldn’t worry about it much, keep in mind that
      most of this interaction is to just teach a pretender
      that it’s NOT a good idea to lie like this! If you have
      to lie to get attention, you’re not much of a man
      or worthy of it. That’s just one of my pet-peves.

      • Jochi
        August 30, 2024, 10:47 | # | Reply

        IMO the ONLY reason to lie ever is when the truth will do much more
        harm. And I have to force myself then. This doesn’t apply to bullshit
        sessions between friends telling tall tales nobody believes, of course.

        • Scarsdale
          August 30, 2024, 13:07 | # | Reply

          Oh sure, I’m talking about situations like this,
          although it is fun when someone like Duncan
          gets called out on his BS in public like this!
          Once word gets around, no gal will believe him
          if he says it’s raining, even if they can see it for
          themselves.

  8. Scarsdale
    August 29, 2024, 22:26 | # | Reply

    That chapter panel has me wondering, just a new face,
    or a new cast member? Tune in next episode, same Cat
    time, same Cat channel……

    • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
      August 30, 2024, 20:08 | # | Reply

      “Nana nana nana nana,
      nana nana nana nana
      Cat Man!!!”

      (thank you, thank you,
      I’ll see myself out now)

  9. Scarsdale
    August 29, 2024, 22:32 | # | Reply

    How many of you guys have your cat go out of her way to walk
    between your legs only to flop down in front of you? I slammed
    chest-first into the kitchen counter today because I wasn’t
    looking down at the floor at the wrong moment! And of course
    I was hissed at and swatted at because I “kicked her” grrrr……

    • Ned Moore
      August 29, 2024, 23:13 | # | Reply

      9 Chickweed Lane – multiple and various “Hallmarks of Felinity”

  10. Ned Moore
    August 29, 2024, 23:15 | # | Reply

    To Wit: 9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 12, 2003

  11. Ned Moore
    August 30, 2024, 13:30 | # | Reply

    Dang – not being an URL,
    the search takes one to a “Buy this” add place.
    Sorry. this may be better.
    https://www.gocomics.com/9chickweedlane/2003/04/12
    yup.
    Again, sorry – had a ‘senior moment’ there.

    • Jochi
      August 30, 2024, 15:28 | # | Reply

      😀 😀

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