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  1. Easy Koda, I know how ladies get if you don’t include them.
    That’s a bit sneaky, but it gets around the PTBs that want
    to play their greedy games.

    Wait… A deep spacer, wanting to shut off the air scrubbers?
    Just to avoid a bit of hard work? How about the designers
    make an effort and fix that? Meanwhile, do the frackin’ job
    ya twits!

    Reminds me of a newbie I got stuck with, always
    complaining about how dirty the job was. All the rest of the
    guys were getting sick of this trainee, so when his most
    cleanliness was assigned to me, I had him climb into the
    big oven and inspect all the fire sprinklers in the oven
    and replace as needed. The whole time crying about how
    dirty is was. so as he was done he was climbing out and
    2 of the other guys grabbed the shoulders of the paper
    suit he had on and ripped it clean off! The biggest gag
    was I knew about their plan and told the guy to just
    wear the paper suit, because it would be cooler in
    there HA!
    He was running and cussing I just called out “Think of
    it this way, it’ll save time in the shower!”

    “Well they call him the streak!”
    (lookatit lookatit)
    “The fastest thing on two feet”
    (lookatit Lookatit)
    😀

    • Ray Steven’s song is really funny.
      I remember David Niven doing an award show
      and some guy streaked. David never missed a beat.
      He said it is really surprising what some people
      will do to show their shortcomings.
      That was funnier than the comedians they had.

  2. A spacer so stupidly lazy he wants to turn off the atmo
    scrubbers to save some work?! Some people are just
    too stupid to live!

    Using knockout gas is a trope in fiction but IRL it would
    be way too dangerous. You couldn’t control the dose. Any-
    thing that can render you unconscious can kill you. That
    makes using the stuff very problematic. Ned can correct
    me if I’m wrong. But it works for the story.

    • Dreamfox

      You are right about the use of knockout gas.
      However, if you want to take something over intact,
      it’s good when the people that control it slowly fall asleep.
      Gas that kills quickly is often noticed by the people that
      are affected by it, leaving them time to do something, like
      setting off the self-destruct. So I don’t think they use
      knockout gas because they don’t want to kill the crew,
      but to have a higher chance of taking the ships intact.

    • That’s very true, anything strong enough to be fast acting
      could also cause the heart to stop or the targets would
      “forget” to breathe. Or like in the case of something like
      nitrisoxyside(?), it suffocates them.

    • When I suggested a similar tactic, I was thinking about not
      damaging the ship in the capture, not the crew. This is a war
      they started. To quote an old favorite song of mine, “an
      ambushed ambush isn’t very nice.”

      • Kiddeagle

        I agree. Nothing pretty in war. At least knockout
        gas (instead of poison) will give them a chance.

    • Bill –
      You are so totally correct.
      I had a CRNA (O-6) friend in the 410th Evac Army Hospital.
      He would explain his job to newbies, “My job is to
      half-kill the patient before the surgeon even gets there.”
      I learned a major lesson too with a can of ether,
      the cold engine starter, in a near-dangerous way.

      • Sam

        When I had my tonsils out at 32 the anesthesiologist
        told me to take three deep breaths. I asked if they
        wanted me to count backwards from 100. He said I
        could after the three deep breaths.
        I never made it to the third deep breath.

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