After this, Pvt. Kesselring will never skimp on a search again.
Having been reprimanded by the Empress herself, and then
done the search as he was taught, as she instructed him to
(and she was not upset by how invasive he may have needed
to be to do it right), he’ll never be afraid of a future searchee,
since he’s already successfully searched the highest ranking
person there is.
Wow, that’s a mane of hair! At least she was quick to read
the room, etc. Downside of that hair is she can be spotted
a half a mile away! Miller was so busy geeking out he forgot
the basics.
Pity she had to jump him to get him to do it right, I get it, and
the FAA has the same rules, you are NOT groping the woman,
you are protecting a sensitive area and the people there in.
Only the clueless and the “woke” bunch go that way. Or like
the woman I heard about trying to sneak a stun gun in her
bra and had the nerve to complain that she got groped and
arrested… Here’s your sign… “Karen”.
I used to know a woman who liked to carry ben-wa balls where you would expect
when she boarded a plane, because she liked how they felt during takeoff. Of
course, that was before 9/11. If the area is that sensitive and you have to be that
careful, I don’t see how anything short of a complete strip-and-cavity search would
suffice, with the old clothes confiscated and new ones issued. And even then…
suppose you were lucky enough to be bonded to a dragonfly and got them to
excrete just a little of that nerve poison, which you then used to coat the underside
of your fingernails…
That’s a tricky thing to do, just picture you forgetting and scratching yourself…
Only way you could do that (unless you’re planning on killing someone) is to
wear gloves.
I had bought a set of those for my wife when we were together before we married,
she suddenly LIKED the way I drove my Camaro… heheh… OW damn hunny where
did you come from?!? Is my brain leaking? 😛
This is a plea to anyone who follows “The Gentle Wolf” but who isn’t
following the link to Top Web Comics and voting. I don’t know what’s
going on at TWC but TGW is down to #20! Suddenly there are a
crap ton of comics in the top 10 I’ve never seen before. Plus, all
the top 10 are north of 1,000 while TGW is sitting at ~150.
I’m begging any of my fellow readers to PLEASE follow the
link at the top of the page here and vote for TGW at TWC.
I KNOW Petercat will appreciate you doing so!
Lancer rarely updates more than once every couple of months. Vixen logic usually
updates once a week or so. Kawaii Kissu is behind a pay wall. Girl Genius updates
on the same schedule as The Gentle Wolf. Insignificant Otter hasn’t updated since January,
the same is true of Outsider. And a number of the Top 10 are either old or I’ve never
heard of. So yeah, something’s going on.
I’ve noticed that when TGW was in the top 10 they followed the 24 hr voting time
frame, now I’ve voted at 9am AND 10 pm, hmmm…
Comic like “Spying with Lana” rarely if ever update, “Kiwi” hasn’t updated in 2 years.
But they still get “votes”.
Tub T could you please break up your sentences like the rest? They are hard to read
when it runs off the side of the page. More so for tablets and cell phones, Rob and PC
can fix that, but it’s easier if you do it.
Just for example, Tales from Alderwood always seemed to end every month
500 or more votes behind TGW.
At the end of last month, it ended 5000 votes ahead!
Something hinky is definitely going on. Too many new comics have suddenly
appeared in the top ranks in just one month.
Ah, sorry. All the comments, no matter how long, are all
quite legible on my screen. I had seen a mention of inserting
breaks, but mine look just like everyone else’s on my screen.
That could very well be because Mr Stanley kindly edits them down for
readability. Sometimes I screw up and forget to chop line lengths down
and If I put a note up he is very good about fixing it.
Well I just checked and TGW is now at 18th place with ~250 votes. But 18th
sucks compared to anywhere in the top 10.I always vote twice in the morning.
Once anonymously and once logged in.
i also find it curious that the top 9 are all within 200 points of each other,
In my memory, that has never happened before. In fact, 11-20 look a lot
like 1-10 has always looked like, with a few exceptions.
It’s almost as if someone at TWC said, “Hey, let’s give these random comics
1500 votes each!
I have my favorites and usually vote for them everyday,
whether they update that day or not.
A link from a vote choice that leads nowhere is
even more annoying then
one that has not updated in a while.
I think that TWC got tired of the Old Breed (us) not buying ads, so they decided to
teach us a lesson.
After all, we didn’t need to buy ads when we were in the top 10, did we?
None of the old top 10 are there now.
Even though I vote for the comics I follow, I realize TWC is not what it could
be. Occasionally click something in the “recommended” group under a completed
vote, as often as not it leads to site that has not updated in months :{
During WWII, the British Indian Army planned to drop a company of the toughest Gurkhas
behind Japanese lines to help stop the oncoming invaders. A British Major explained
the plan to the Gurkha Sergeant Major, saying: “We’ll drop you from 600 feet.”
The Sergeant Major talked to his troops, then went back to the major: “Sah, the men say
600 feet too high. They want to be dropped lower.” The British major said: “All right,
Sergeant Major, we’ll make it 500 feet.”
The Sergeant Major spoke to his troops again, and again went back to the major: “Sah, the men say
500 feet is still too high and want to be dropped lower.” The Major said: “Sergeant Major,
we could go down to 400 feet to drop you but that wouldn’t leave enough time for the parachutes to open.”
The Sergeant Major replies: “Wait, we get parachutes?”
From what I’ve read Gurkhas are some mondo bad-ass dudes! I would not cross one. Of
course I would not cross a Seal or Spetznaz and I especially would not cross an ISF
(Israeli Special Forces troops). I’ve hear them boys won’t kill you until you ask them
to – NICELY!
Pvt. Jackson Kesselring
Ahhhhh…..a test AND a training.
Isn’t the old joke, “Life is the only school where you get the test first, and then the lesson?”
After this, Pvt. Kesselring will never skimp on a search again.
Having been reprimanded by the Empress herself, and then
done the search as he was taught, as she instructed him to
(and she was not upset by how invasive he may have needed
to be to do it right), he’ll never be afraid of a future searchee,
since he’s already successfully searched the highest ranking
person there is.
Wow, that’s a mane of hair! At least she was quick to read
the room, etc. Downside of that hair is she can be spotted
a half a mile away! Miller was so busy geeking out he forgot
the basics.
Pity she had to jump him to get him to do it right, I get it, and
the FAA has the same rules, you are NOT groping the woman,
you are protecting a sensitive area and the people there in.
Only the clueless and the “woke” bunch go that way. Or like
the woman I heard about trying to sneak a stun gun in her
bra and had the nerve to complain that she got groped and
arrested… Here’s your sign… “Karen”.
The Elizabethans used to say that a woman’s
hair was her crowning glory, and I think this
character is a clear example of why!
Her husband likes to run his
fingers through her hair.
Up to his armpits.
I used to know a woman who liked to carry ben-wa balls where you would expect
when she boarded a plane, because she liked how they felt during takeoff. Of
course, that was before 9/11. If the area is that sensitive and you have to be that
careful, I don’t see how anything short of a complete strip-and-cavity search would
suffice, with the old clothes confiscated and new ones issued. And even then…
suppose you were lucky enough to be bonded to a dragonfly and got them to
excrete just a little of that nerve poison, which you then used to coat the underside
of your fingernails…
That’s a tricky thing to do, just picture you forgetting and scratching yourself…
Only way you could do that (unless you’re planning on killing someone) is to
wear gloves.
I had bought a set of those for my wife when we were together before we married,
she suddenly LIKED the way I drove my Camaro… heheh… OW damn hunny where
did you come from?!? Is my brain leaking? 😛
ANY one else thinking a young hot Peggy Bundy or do I got more to discuss with my therapist?
I haven’t given either of them first names yet, have I?
Heh-heh. Thanks.
aw shoot, triggered the filter again.
This is a plea to anyone who follows “The Gentle Wolf” but who isn’t
following the link to Top Web Comics and voting. I don’t know what’s
going on at TWC but TGW is down to #20! Suddenly there are a
crap ton of comics in the top 10 I’ve never seen before. Plus, all
the top 10 are north of 1,000 while TGW is sitting at ~150.
I’m begging any of my fellow readers to PLEASE follow the
link at the top of the page here and vote for TGW at TWC.
I KNOW Petercat will appreciate you doing so!
Lancer rarely updates more than once every couple of months. Vixen logic usually
updates once a week or so. Kawaii Kissu is behind a pay wall. Girl Genius updates
on the same schedule as The Gentle Wolf. Insignificant Otter hasn’t updated since January,
the same is true of Outsider. And a number of the Top 10 are either old or I’ve never
heard of. So yeah, something’s going on.
I’ve noticed that when TGW was in the top 10 they followed the 24 hr voting time
frame, now I’ve voted at 9am AND 10 pm, hmmm…
Comic like “Spying with Lana” rarely if ever update, “Kiwi” hasn’t updated in 2 years.
But they still get “votes”.
Tub T could you please break up your sentences like the rest? They are hard to read
when it runs off the side of the page. More so for tablets and cell phones, Rob and PC
can fix that, but it’s easier if you do it.
Just for example, Tales from Alderwood always seemed to end every month
500 or more votes behind TGW.
At the end of last month, it ended 5000 votes ahead!
Something hinky is definitely going on. Too many new comics have suddenly
appeared in the top ranks in just one month.
Ah, sorry. All the comments, no matter how long, are all
quite legible on my screen. I had seen a mention of inserting
breaks, but mine look just like everyone else’s on my screen.
That could very well be because Mr Stanley kindly edits them down for
readability. Sometimes I screw up and forget to chop line lengths down
and If I put a note up he is very good about fixing it.
Well I just checked and TGW is now at 18th place with ~250 votes. But 18th
sucks compared to anywhere in the top 10.I always vote twice in the morning.
Once anonymously and once logged in.
i also find it curious that the top 9 are all within 200 points of each other,
In my memory, that has never happened before. In fact, 11-20 look a lot
like 1-10 has always looked like, with a few exceptions.
It’s almost as if someone at TWC said, “Hey, let’s give these random comics
1500 votes each!
I have my favorites and usually vote for them everyday,
whether they update that day or not.
A link from a vote choice that leads nowhere is
even more annoying then
one that has not updated in a while.
I think that TWC got tired of the Old Breed (us) not buying ads, so they decided to
teach us a lesson.
After all, we didn’t need to buy ads when we were in the top 10, did we?
None of the old top 10 are there now.
Even though I vote for the comics I follow, I realize TWC is not what it could
be. Occasionally click something in the “recommended” group under a completed
vote, as often as not it leads to site that has not updated in months :{
During WWII, the British Indian Army planned to drop a company of the toughest Gurkhas
behind Japanese lines to help stop the oncoming invaders. A British Major explained
the plan to the Gurkha Sergeant Major, saying: “We’ll drop you from 600 feet.”
The Sergeant Major talked to his troops, then went back to the major: “Sah, the men say
600 feet too high. They want to be dropped lower.” The British major said: “All right,
Sergeant Major, we’ll make it 500 feet.”
The Sergeant Major spoke to his troops again, and again went back to the major: “Sah, the men say
500 feet is still too high and want to be dropped lower.” The Major said: “Sergeant Major,
we could go down to 400 feet to drop you but that wouldn’t leave enough time for the parachutes to open.”
The Sergeant Major replies: “Wait, we get parachutes?”
From what I’ve read Gurkhas are some mondo bad-ass dudes! I would not cross one. Of
course I would not cross a Seal or Spetznaz and I especially would not cross an ISF
(Israeli Special Forces troops). I’ve hear them boys won’t kill you until you ask them
to – NICELY!