With her weight I doubt the Crimson Corpulence would slide very far on the concrete. She’ll definitely have a hellova strawberry on her back, butt and legs along with some nice bruising. She’ll have to sleep on her stomach for a while. I just hope she didn’t hit her head when she landed. She’s squirrelly enough already. And just think. With a solid strawberry on her entire (literal) back side she isn’t going to be able to wear clothes for a while. Come to think of it she’s gonna have a hard time just sitting down. Once the scabs form on that road rash just walking is gonna hurt something fierce and those broken scabs are gonna leak bloody serum. Going away she’s gonna be even LESS of a sight for sore eyes than she already is.
All of which means that Fat Red will be nearly as red as she is fat.
Since she needed the honey bucket again, there will probably be significant infection.
She left a trail. Pity the cleanup crew.
Minka will pay them a bonus and send the bill to Fat Red.
As the bill will be a direct result of Red’s actions, she will have to pay it.
I wish both the local police and the newsies in RL would take these kinds of actions,
DON’T put it on the news, stupid breeds stupid if it gets attention. Also I seen where
some eco-types had glued themselves to the street and the cops just chipped around
their hands, leaving the hunks glued to their hands. It sounds like a good idea, let
THEM figure it out, maybe they won’t do it again (yeah, right). Most likely they’d go
to the ER, whining about how much their hands hurt, but at least they’d get the bill,
instead of it being paid for by the city.
also .. 2 comics in buffer..
Thanks. Working on it!
I haven’t written that story. Who wants me to?
It doesn’t involve aircraft of any type.
I HATE coming in on the middle of the picture! What story are you talking about?
Second section, last two panels.
I vote write it.
I second the vote. Write it.
Oh yeah, you can’t leave us hanging on something like that
I can’t? Heh-heh.
I’ll start on it as soon as I finish the top-page story I’m working on now.
With her weight I doubt the Crimson Corpulence would slide very far on the concrete. She’ll definitely have a hellova strawberry on her back, butt and legs along with some nice bruising. She’ll have to sleep on her stomach for a while. I just hope she didn’t hit her head when she landed. She’s squirrelly enough already. And just think. With a solid strawberry on her entire (literal) back side she isn’t going to be able to wear clothes for a while. Come to think of it she’s gonna have a hard time just sitting down. Once the scabs form on that road rash just walking is gonna hurt something fierce and those broken scabs are gonna leak bloody serum. Going away she’s gonna be even LESS of a sight for sore eyes than she already is.
All of which means that Fat Red will be nearly as red as she is fat.
Since she needed the honey bucket again, there will probably be significant infection.
She left a trail. Pity the cleanup crew.
Minka will pay them a bonus and send the bill to Fat Red.
As the bill will be a direct result of Red’s actions, she will have to pay it.
I wish both the local police and the newsies in RL would take these kinds of actions,
DON’T put it on the news, stupid breeds stupid if it gets attention. Also I seen where
some eco-types had glued themselves to the street and the cops just chipped around
their hands, leaving the hunks glued to their hands. It sounds like a good idea, let
THEM figure it out, maybe they won’t do it again (yeah, right). Most likely they’d go
to the ER, whining about how much their hands hurt, but at least they’d get the bill,
instead of it being paid for by the city.