Sounds more like he set off a small tactical nuke, mine was more like a Banshee,
she’s screech and yell, claw and bite. I was the first guy that she had no hope
of beating up, not for the lack of trying though. This one night she gave up trying,
we were watching a movie, (we would wrestle a bit now and then 😉 ) she kept
kicked me on the butt, so when I got up to use the john, she got a good one in,
had me rock on my hips, so I grabbed her ankle and just started to lift. I got
her foot over my head and my back was screaming at me while she yelled
“OK ok I give!” You got to give her credit, I had 80 lbs on her and my forearms
were bigger than her calves…
So……did you contact the post CG
(Commanding General)? Drop a dime
to the IG (Inspecting General)?
Or call your Kongress Kritter?
Any/all of the above would have been
perfectly acceptable.
Sounds like true justice was dealt out,
and right swiftly at that.
Once that story made the rounds on
post, everyone either gave your wife
wide berth, or much respect and
politeness.
Also bet you never had to buy another drink
at the E Club after that.
HOLY SHEEIT BATman. That is gruesome.
I hope the ‘Prince’ could never have kids.
Good for you!
Good for Her!
Sounds more like he set off a small tactical nuke, mine was more like a Banshee,
she’s screech and yell, claw and bite. I was the first guy that she had no hope
of beating up, not for the lack of trying though. This one night she gave up trying,
we were watching a movie, (we would wrestle a bit now and then 😉 ) she kept
kicked me on the butt, so when I got up to use the john, she got a good one in,
had me rock on my hips, so I grabbed her ankle and just started to lift. I got
her foot over my head and my back was screaming at me while she yelled
“OK ok I give!” You got to give her credit, I had 80 lbs on her and my forearms
were bigger than her calves…
Argh, too soon for memory lane, there goes the
last tissue in the box…
So……did you contact the post CG
(Commanding General)? Drop a dime
to the IG (Inspecting General)?
Or call your Kongress Kritter?
Any/all of the above would have been
perfectly acceptable.
Sounds like true justice was dealt out,
and right swiftly at that.
Once that story made the rounds on
post, everyone either gave your wife
wide berth, or much respect and
politeness.
Also bet you never had to buy another drink
at the E Club after that.