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  1. Poor Teresa. In case anyone’s wondering, the Monkey Bar cross
    bars in a military obstacle course are larger than you’d expect,
    and they aren’t fixed. They’ll rotate in your hands, and people
    like Teresa with small hands have a tough time.

    • Poor Teresa is right. Got to paraphrase Bobby Darin,
      “Splish, splash gotta take a bath” Mind worm anyone?

      • it was,,
        “Splish, Splash, I was takin’ a bath.”

        • Mud bath.

          • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

            BTDT. I remember when we were on FTX in Germany near the
            East German border (at the height of the Cold War),
            and I had to crawl through a pasture scattered with
            fresh cow patties. Fragrance defined.
            Such memories. Such fun.
            I wish I could do it one more time.

            • We did it in winter.
              Never even noticed what frozen yuck we were crawling through.
              Until we got into a warm building and everything thawed out.
              It was quite the… aromatic… experience.

        • Aw guys! you took my line! heh 😛
          The kind of monkey bars that make you use your forearms,
          hands, and fingers more, sorry Teresa, but I think you
          need to work on your upper body a bit…
          Flying a desk is not the same as the flying trapeze.

          • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

            I was wondering if Teresa really couldn’t hold on
            to the bars, or if she let go on purpose, just to
            get dirty like the rest of the recruits.

            • I doubt it was deliberate.
              Teresa is too particular about her appearance.
              But anyhow! she’ll come up sputtering and laughing.

        • As thick as that mud looks, it was more like a “glorp-slup”
          than splish-splash heh. Teresa is gonna have that muck
          in every crack and crevice for days… Like forgetting a
          towel at the beach to lay on. Hot-tub soak for a week
          coming UP!

      • m

        You sweat profusely on the obstacle course,
        so you’d need a shower and change of
        uniform even if you avoided the mud.

  2. Oh how I wish we had that sweet of a deal in real life!
    That should give all the store’s the boost they need,
    and the area should have a huge burst of growth in a
    matter of weeks rather than years.

    Poor Teresa, a shower will just not clean THAT off!
    Someone is either going to be grumpy, or laugh it off,
    Knowing her, I’d say a bit of both!I can’t wait to see
    both Mishel and Kathy’s faces if/when they
    hear about it!

    • You just know someone has a video.

      • Heh, true, maybe Mala? Better yet, if Teresa was wearing
        a head-cam, A POV! I could see her sitting down at her
        computer and it’s playing on a loop for her to enjoy… Naa,
        That would be mean, but funny!
        I can see her now, popped up sputtering and shaking it off
        her hands and then wiping her face, her hair all plastered
        down, while everyone is trying not to fall down, trying to
        breathe…

    • Sam

      Speaking of Mishel . . . is he still in her life?

      • Most certainly.

        • Sam

          Good.

    • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      My question is, (that is, if the research has been done),
      is einkorn safe for people with celiac?

      • Sam

        Per the package “Low Gluten”, not “No Gluten”, so probably not.
        And at that price, even the certified gluten free bread mix from
        Bob’s Red Mill is only a little more expensive.

        • According to an article I found on celiac.com, triticum monococcum
          (einkorn) “may be a safe wheat alternative for those with celiac
          disease)”. “In the most recent study the researchers conclude that
          data show a lack of toxicity of triticum monococcum gliadin in an
          in vitro organ culture system, suggesting new dietary opportunities
          for celiac patients. If this is the case it appears that this grain
          is non-toxic to those with celiac disease.” I know there’s a crap
          ton of mis/disinformation out on the web, but you gotta figure that
          folks running a website called “celiac.com” would not knowingly
          publish something harmful to people suffering from the disease.

          • knowing harmful.. : sorry i know TO many,. that did just that.!
            IE: Ford, knowingly sold a car with defects (fatal), it was
            cheaper to pay insurance, than to recall an redesign.!

            • I had a ’71 pinto in ’79, all they did to “fix” it was
              add a thermal blanket over the tank,
              did nothing about the doors jamming etc…
              I had an “OH SHIT” moment when I heard a semi’s brakes
              skipping and seen a semi baring down on me in my mirror
              at a light, needless to say I blew the light!

              • Jan

                In Denmark we have this ‘explanation’ of the 4 letters of
                “Ford”: Fejl og reparationer dagligt – Faults and repairs daily.
                Or in reverse: Driver returns on feet.
                Italian Fiat doesn’t escape either (in german):
                Fehler in alle teile – Faults in all parts
                Wonder what ‘they’ did to earn such ‘nice’ reactions
                from the users… 😉

                • When I was growing up it was “Fix Or Repair Daily”. Of course
                  it was sometimes said of Chevrolet, “There goes one of them
                  there rubber bands!” Actually we owned several Fords through
                  the years and none of them were specially maintenance hogs.

                  • Sam

                    Found On Road Dead

                    • first on race day,. fucked over rebuilt dodge,. fireball on rear dent,.
                      flip over read directions,. first on recall day,. fault of R & D,.
                      four old rusty doors,. fastest only rolling downhill..
                      “ford, all the problems are circled.”

                  • I think the worst car I had ever seen was called the DKW,
                    but the emblem was the same as an Audi, it was a sedan,
                    with a front wheel drive, auto clutch (no pedal), 4 speed trans,
                    but only had a dinky 3 cylinder engine! That’s not all, it
                    was a 2 cycle engine without the oil injection system. You
                    had to add the oil to the gas tank, My father got screwed
                    over buying it, the motor was seized up, it had a “flat head”
                    since it used the 2 cycle engine it had no valves, so they
                    made it out cast aluminum! To top it off, they used drain
                    cleaner to flush the cooling system, you can guess what
                    it did to the head! Pity though, it was a ’54 and had a nice
                    body style. Just a really crappy motor.

                    • I followed your link. Not a bad looking machine for its time. Whoever
                      decided to put the radiator BEHIND the engine had his head well out
                      of the sunshine!

                    • markm

                      DKW was one of the four original companies that merged to form Audi. The initials stood for “Dampf-Kraft-Wagen” – steam powered car!
                      But they couldn’t make that work. Instead, they built a tiny 2-cycle engine, and reinterpreted the initials
                      to mean “German Boy’s Wish” (or Toy Engine).

                  • It was a joke, and the engine compartment was too small to
                    force-feed a different one into it. The guy my father bought it
                    from was a “friend,” he didn’t speak to him after that. Did
                    you see the engine size? From what I gather, it was a strictly
                    a German car, who knows why someone would spend the
                    money to have it shipped over. My father had tried to track
                    down parts for it, no one carried them much less knew what
                    the car was! Not even the Audi dealership. I was a boy but
                    I did learn a few new words tagging along with him HA!

    • Jeez… I really need to stop typing when
      I just woke up in my desk chair…
      Need coffee, then type…

  3. Battleship Yamato, the Japanese live action movie.
    I’ve seen clips of the final battle scene,
    and thought it was a pretty cheesy film.
    Then I found the whole thing on youtube, and damn…
    It is one powerful film that works on so many levels.
    I recommend it as a weekend watch.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WCN0k2riew
    This time, I don’t mind the subtitles.
    They forced me to pay close attention,
    and the watching experience was the better for that.

    • I’ve seen clips of it, they seemed to have stuck to the anime
      of it, but the anime was a bit more exciting to me. I thought
      the entire bit about having a pistol grip and sights on the
      control panel for the main gun was just dumb.

      • Are we talking about the same thing? I linked to the live-action
        historical recreation of the WWII battleship and it’s last mission,
        Operation Ten-Go.
        Not the live action version of the anime, Space Battleship Yamato.
        This movie is about the 1945 Japanese wet Navy Yamato.

        • Ah ok, I was going by the title, sorry. I didn’t get to watch it yet.

  4. also,, as of this posting.
    comic is #1 on TWC..

  5. Lasted for six hours.
    Got kicked out around 0900,
    now at 0945 we’re at #4.

    • But at least the numbers look REAL.
      Reckon when the games will begin?

      • usually ,, about a week.
        and about the 15th, for
        the big push to get to 10..

        • 1700 CDT at #6. Usual suspects in typical positions. Guess we’ll see.

        • Sam

          Nah, they started already. It’s 8:19pm, wet coast time. Lancer is in #1,
          Vision Haze in #2, Vixen Logic in #3. All with over 1000 votes. Lancer
          hasn’t updated the comic in over three months.

          • TGW is still holding at 6th place but the top 3 are all north of
            1K. Reckon how long it’ll be before KK, GP and the other usual
            suspects join in the games? Hang in there, PC, we’ll find TGW
            and vote no matter where it ends up.

  6. DAMNED COYOTES! We had a calf drop 2 days ago, I heard them
    yipping across the street in the park a few hours ago and now
    the new born is missing! SOBs got ballsy again…

    • We used to see coyotes near us before the mile
      distance between us and the main road built up.
      Never had a problem with stray cats back then.
      Stray cat = coyote snack.
      Now we see one or more every time we leave the house.
      Progress!

      • It was bad enough they were stealing chickens and turkeys,
        but I hadn’t even sexed the calf! That’s at least a $450 loss.
        I did find out about where the calf is, and found their nest,
        but it’s on someone else’s property, I can’t just fire-bomb
        the nest without permission, much less confirm where the
        body is. It’s in the back side of some rich guy’s land, I don’t
        need the headache.

        • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

          Can you scope and snipe the coyotes across the fence?

          • I can’t I’m too shaky, but my son can, and we’re making plans along
            those lines. He works nights, so it’s tricky. On a lighter note,
            he texted me this morning saying he spotted the missing calf, so
            it was just hiding from the coyotes. I have a way to get rid of
            them but it’s cruel, bacon grease and burlap, they don’t chew,
            just tear off hunks and swallow, so it binds them up and they
            can’t eat. That and snare traps.

  7. Well, it’s official. TGW has dropped to 11th place. {sigh}
    What used to be decent numbers doesn’t even qualify as an also-ran.
    At least the 2nd place is a recent update.
    1st place hasn’t updated in almost 4 months.
    Nothing hinkey going on there.
    Wonder when GP will jump on the bandwagon.

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