Planetoids… That have started to move…
rapidly… towards your fleet. With small
infrared points that have also getting brighter.
“Admiral! Our fleets are having trouble
keeping station, it’s like they are getting pulled…”
Then the proximity alarm begins to have a
melt-down.
Big red must think they are too weak to worry about,
or they are all using P’tero stealth tech and are invisible to him.
“Have I gotta surprise for you!”
heh.
You know it’s bad when you’re laying in bed with your
cat snuggled up to your butt and you suddenly cut
one and your cat stands up blinking, swipes at you
and then bolts from the room. sigh… Damn banana
farts, the killer of cats and wives…
Marines aren't stupid
The kids are doing great.
The Admiral is in for a loud
and damaging surprise.
Not the Gomer Pyle surprise either.
Well Gau-ly!
More like Shee-zayum!
I suspect the admiral is in for a VERY rude surprise…
Planetoids… That have started to move…
rapidly… towards your fleet. With small
infrared points that have also getting brighter.
“Admiral! Our fleets are having trouble
keeping station, it’s like they are getting pulled…”
Then the proximity alarm begins to have a
melt-down.
Or “That’s no moon!”
From the ancient tv show Quark: ‘That’s not a planet, that’s our ship!’
I remember that show. The best thing about it was the
Barnstable twins in hot pants.
wow, I totally forgot that show! been ages.
(adds show to list)
“They are of no threat to us.”
Talk about “famous last words”!
Just because you can’t detect the tech,
doesn’t mean it isn’t there. I mean,
if you don’t know what to look for, how
do you look for it?
Any technology, sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from magic.
Clarke’s Law.
third law… that’s the third law…
You obviously missed the fleets hiding behind them, right?
(Maybe?)
Big red must think they are too weak to worry about,
or they are all using P’tero stealth tech and are invisible to him.
“Have I gotta surprise for you!”
heh.
You know it’s bad when you’re laying in bed with your
cat snuggled up to your butt and you suddenly cut
one and your cat stands up blinking, swipes at you
and then bolts from the room. sigh… Damn banana
farts, the killer of cats and wives…
More so if you do the “Dutch oven” prank. You
might actually face attempted murder charges…
Or fall asleep without wearing your steel cummerbund…