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  1. How many of you want to see a short story
    about that Moscow interrogation?
    I promise, it is entirely fictional.

    • Count me in. Sounds interesting.

    • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      I second that “Aye”!

    • I’ll be third 🙂

    • Sam

      Fourth

    • Dastardly Dan

      Sign me up!

    • As soon as the top story ends, then.
      I just hope you all have strong stomachs.

      • Dastardly Dan

        If you think it too graphic for the general audience, couldn’t you post it in Patrion? Yeah, that’s not spelled right.

  2. Okay, I’m hooked.
    That green-haired one (Erika?) has
    so much precisely controlled energy.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO2umpJBNwU

    • If you say so.

    • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      I am SO going to pass this on to my daughter.
      She owns a store (CHEAP PLUG) “Spoox A Spooky
      Bootique”, “Where Halloween Is Not A Holiday
      It’s A Lifestyle” . (As found on FB)

      • Heh, I should pass on that link to my son, he’s big on
        that sort of thing, I’ve made him more than a few skulls.
        As a joke, I also printed a mini-Mjollnir, but left the
        handle unglued, so when he complained I told him he
        must not of been “worthy” heheh…

    • I’d say barely controlled energy,
      if it’s the 3rd gal from the left.
      She was the only one that kept her
      eyes wide open during the whole
      song, giving her a crazed look.

      • Don’t get me wrong, I like the band, and the concept.
        But yes, she does command the attention! If she was
        relaxed, she wouldn’t stand out from the rest. Kinda
        reminds me of Howie Mandell when he was still doing
        the “nose candy”. (sniff, snort)

        • Only she isn’t going into giggling fits during a show!

  3. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    “I was GRU Spetnaz”
    There’s a four word sentence to make
    anyone with more than one brain cell,
    to make their blood run cold, and having
    them pray to their deity of choice for a
    quick death.

    • Sam

      As I recall, he was more than GRU Spetsnaz.
      He was GRU Spetsnaz INSTRUCTOR!

      • You’re right, I slipped up. Thanks for the reminder.

        • Sam

          I didn’t think you screwed up, PC. From Aral’s perspective,
          saying he was GRU Spetsnaz was saying enough. He didn’t
          need to embellish it. My reference to Instructor was more
          in response to Scarsdale, emphasizing just how bad it was
          going to be for the recipient of his interrogation.

      • Oh yes, the Ryder bunch don’t know how lucky they
        were that Chira was the one that took them down!
        GRU Spetsnaz were NOT nice people to be visited
        by, and he was the one teaching them how to be!
        They should make people wear diapers before every
        “interview…”

  4. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    PC,
    Now, a Big Question…..
    How close are the timelines in P1-P4 and P5-P8?
    Are the ambushers-in-waiting in P1-P4 related/
    connected to/the same group as the Sand Chiggers
    receiving the burst transmissions in P5-P8?

    • For once, the timelines are the same.
      You’ll know it when it comes.

  5. Wow, yeah Gopi is on the navy track, wanting to join Miral in recon
    isn’t something anyone should try without some kind of training.
    But she spoke right up, without so much inkling of a hesitation.

    Sorry Teresa, maybe the next Muslim, heh. She slapped him so
    hard he’s out cold! Well, so much for the simple visit and
    “vacation”, should have known it wasn’t going to be that easy.
    I hope that someone has sent very pointed messages out to the
    navy and the marines by now. And not forgetting the Legion.

    • Sam

      Scars – What kind of pointed messages? No Muslims allowed?
      How are the Nave and Marines to know? If someone is set on
      joining the Marines or Navy for nefarious purposes, they are
      “allowed” to lie to get in, said lies probably including
      eating pork, not praying to Mecca five times a day, etc.

      • Sam

        Oops!

        Eating pork, not port. Ya drink that.

        • Pointed as in: “Muslims, send troops and air
          support” not a long winded and excessive one.

  6. Well, we’re at #10. By a razor-thin margin.
    I guess I need to keep updating the vote incentives.
    Thank you, everyone!

    • Maybe that helped and maybe it didn’t. Maybe the comics
      that were ahead of TGW just don’t update as often. I know
      for sure the presence or absence of a vote incentive
      doesn’t affect whether I vote. I look at the latest
      installment of the story in the evening when it is posted.
      Voting is something I do as part of my morning routine.

      • Or TWC got tired of pushing comics?
        Maybe some of the others decided that
        buying ads wasn’t helping their income
        and stopped paying for a boost. I dunno.
        I think that it’s the one at #1 that hasn’t
        updated in something like six months.

        • Maaaaaybe the paid adds ran out?
          Payola has limits…

        • Like Lancer, they haven’t updated in months, and they are #1?!?

          • Sam

            At better than 1000 votes per day.

          • somebody just had to say something.!!!
            lancer was going to shift to all patron..
            but no, now they are back to weekly
            updates… (updated yesterday..)

            • Sam

              Don’t matter. No comic gets my vote if it’s above TGW. Especially
              hose that bought their way there.

              • Sam

                Those, not hose. Stupid fat fingers.

  7. My son and I just spent 4 hours in this heat repairing the mess
    the bull made of the fence, he shorted out the hot fence with
    the hay ring and went to town on it…
    I CAN’T WAIT to make him freezer bait!!!!!!

    • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      Just be sure to grind and grill
      a couple of hockey pucks for yourself.
      With your choice of toppings…..
      cheese, catsup, mustard, onion…..

      • He’s going to be hamburger that’s for sure! His name IS Burger,
        so it was planned since the day we got him 😉 I’ve been collecting
        hamburger recipes since 😛 Hamburger casserole, Italian meatballs,
        shepherds pie, just to name a few… And of course, big, juicy,
        bigger-than-the onion-bun, smothered in BBQ sauce and cheese,
        hamburgers on the grill!

      • crud, I’m out of pickle slices…
        anyone got some? 😛

        • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

          Might I recommend (if you have a Costco
          or Famous Dave’s nearby) the Famous
          Dave’s pickle chips? Sweet and hot. Yum!

          • Sounds good, but sadly I had to cut out chips and snack crackers
            because of the carbs, I’ve been fighting to get my A1C below 8.2,
            it’s supposed to be 5-6. Flippin’ chemo monkeyed up my liver so
            it’s making too much glucose.

            My wife and I are talking about getting a grill now too 😉

  8. PC, you once asked for a groan button during some bad puns:

    Pick one

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