I once advised a young swain that Lorena Bobbit was a distant cousin. I was sliding a big belt knife up and down a whetstone at the time and I smiled REAL big. When he didn’t seem to get the hint I flat out told him that if I ever caught him in my house again without my express permission I’d turn him into a Ken doll. “If you do that” he said, “you’ll go to jail!” “Yeah”, I replied,”but I’ll damned sure get out before your junk grows back!” Never saw him again. Daughter was pissed with me for a while but she got over it.
I never understood why more attempts at forcible fellatio don’t end up like this one. Even if she doesn’t actually bite it off (Hooray for Miral) I wouldn’t expect most rapists to be too interested in dealing out reprisal immediately afterward.
It occurs to me that Belle isn’t just dressed to attract male eyes, she’s dressed to appear less intelligent than she is, and to direct attention away from her intelligence. Her accent will help that. Nice.
I misinterpreted Phelips sudden disappearance. I thought Miral had already freed herself and pulled him down, making him yell later to attract attention when she wanted it. I agree with Bill and Charles, although I don’t think my daughter’s swain ever got it. SHE did, and decided he was too stupid for her. I may be right about Phelips and his mission being moot, though. If there isn’t enough of a stump to apply a tourniquet, I expect him to bleed out. Not my area of expertise though, and Bobbit survived. (I was just telling my wife that that name reminded me of Anthony Weiner’s — some times the names that show up on real life stories sound like The Author was just having too much fun in naming His/Her characters.)
Oh, the Cat bites,
With her teeth, dear,
—
Cat the Knife.
Well, it seems he got what he deserves…
And the cat has sharp teeth, dear and she keeps them pearly white. Sing it Bobby or should it be Bobbit?
I once advised a young swain that Lorena Bobbit was a distant cousin. I was sliding a big belt knife up and down a whetstone at the time and I smiled REAL big. When he didn’t seem to get the hint I flat out told him that if I ever caught him in my house again without my express permission I’d turn him into a Ken doll. “If you do that” he said, “you’ll go to jail!” “Yeah”, I replied,”but I’ll damned sure get out before your junk grows back!” Never saw him again. Daughter was pissed with me for a while but she got over it.
I never understood why more attempts at forcible fellatio don’t end up like this one. Even if she doesn’t actually bite it off (Hooray for Miral) I wouldn’t expect most rapists to be too interested in dealing out reprisal immediately afterward.
As Draco once said: ‘I chewed, but I did Not swallow.’
Curious about the Mother EFfers. I should know by now that when you introduce new characters, there’s a Purpose to them 😛
It occurs to me that Belle isn’t just dressed to attract male eyes, she’s dressed to appear less intelligent than she is, and to direct attention away from her intelligence. Her accent will help that. Nice.
I misinterpreted Phelips sudden disappearance. I thought Miral had already freed herself and pulled him down, making him yell later to attract attention when she wanted it. I agree with Bill and Charles, although I don’t think my daughter’s swain ever got it. SHE did, and decided he was too stupid for her. I may be right about Phelips and his mission being moot, though. If there isn’t enough of a stump to apply a tourniquet, I expect him to bleed out. Not my area of expertise though, and Bobbit survived. (I was just telling my wife that that name reminded me of Anthony Weiner’s — some times the names that show up on real life stories sound like The Author was just having too much fun in naming His/Her characters.)
Off Topic,
Bill, was it you who had the bumper sticker art (Think with your brain, not with your skin)?
Is anything being done with that?